i played a joke on my boyfriend. the joke was that i was cheating and on and he believed that i did. he was heartbroken and depressed when he heard that. i did that joke because i wanted to see wat is his reaction. he wanted to breakup with me but he still loves me and i love him to. he was talking to me yesterday but then he dont want to talk to me and just went offline. what should i do????? i want to find a poem that is about getting back, true love, or how much u love a person. either three is good. thank you. i feel so sad that i did that to him and i’m regreting.

Tags: joke, love poems, poem, true love

about a year ago i had sex (with a condom) with a very fat unattractive girl and to this day my girlfriend (who i started a relationship with afterwards) constantly brings it up after ive asked many times for her to forget about it and let it go. she treats it as a joke and it really pisses me off that she rubs it my face so much. am i at fault for being upset or should i just accept it and let it continue?

Tags: condom, girlfriend, joke, mistake, relationship, Rubs

I would like the most inventive thing possibly imaginable to get back this girl. but i dont want 2 get caught. but she needs to be pranked or something. please help. 10 points for best answer. and ill video it if i pick your and send you the link of your prank/ joke in action. much appriciated.

Tags: ex girlfriend, joke

I Have a crush on a woman co-worker. I am married and have never been with a woman. I use to have funny feelings around some girls but I would try to ignore them. This lady though I cant stop think about her. She is a few years younger then me, about 26 years old. She always smells so nice. She has long strawberry blonde hair and a thin cute frame. She always dresses so sophisticated and looks really nice. I use to joke with my husband about having a threesome with another girl he would joke back but then would say he would never do it because it would cause a lot of problems. I want to convince my husband into letting me have a relationship with another woman. If he doesnt let me I’ll just do it anyways. Even if its not with her then with someone. I do think she likes me however because she is kind of flirty wiith me in a way that guy would be if he was interested in you. What do you think I should do?
Gee Lucy thanks, If I would of only thought of that then everything would be ok. Yea forget all the pressure and the fact that it would devastate my mom and dad and change my familie’s view of me. I guess your life is just that simple, Huh?
Well I was inlove with my husband when I married him and I am attracted to men, but my husband is a work aholic he might as well be married to his job. You know Ive had a lot of life experience and done a lot in my life so miss Lucy I can say for one that my life has been anything but plain old boring and simple!
and If you cant answer better then that and look at the whole picture then why do you answer questions?

Tags: co worker, funny feelings, girls, having a threesome, job, joke, life experience, miss lucy, mom and dad, relationship, Same Sex, some girls, strawberry blonde hair, Threesome, Woman, work aholic

My BF of 1-yr appears to be going thru a rough time right now. He broke up with me 3 weeks ago during an argument over the phone. It was one of those arguments where he just seems to not have any urgency when it comes to our making plans.

Anyway, about a week after breaking up, he told me that the following had happened: 1st, while at work, he received a threatening call from a guy telling him to leave his woman alone; my BF said he thought it was a joke by one of his boys, but that turned out not to be the case. 2nd, supposedly the man who threatened him has been calling his work place so much that his desk phone has been constantly ringing & disturbing his co-workers. He got into hot water with his boss and Security about the phone calls. And lastly, his home was broken into. I cannot believe all this occurred in a week’s time. It seems crazy!!

I went over to see how he was doing today, and it was apparent that he is not sleeping or eating, and just looks like things are taking a toll on him. But, he wanted to discuss our situation. I told him that I am here for him and didn’t want to leave him all alone to deal with all of this. His response to me was that for right now, we needed to end the relationship because it’s all too stressful at the moment. I told him I’d do whatever he needs, but wished we could just take space from one another rather than call it quits. I am very upset and I cannot understand it. We were literally standing there hugging, kissing and saying good-bye all the while saying we love each other. Can anyone tell me why he’d want to just let our relationship go and risk losing it forever, rather than just taking space?

Tags: amp, bf, boss, co workers, desk phone, good bye, hot water, joke, phone calls, relationship, Risk, rough time, urgency